[OOC]

it's your boy, weasel
31 || he/it || i'm just here to shitpost
DNI:
+ ooc minors
+ anti-anti's / proshippers
+ kink / nsfw characters
+ homestuck + spinoffs
+ hazbin hotel + spinoffs
+ vtm + spinoffs
DNI if you interact with dog, jorda, and/or abe. not up for debate or discussion. i don't care who you are, if i see their urls in your notes/reblogs, i will block you.YES:
+ crossovers, oc's, canons, nonmutuals, multiples / alts
NO:
+ ooc drama, powerplay, godmoding, bigotry, rpf.
+ bigoted anons. not even ic.
+ being a freak when playing against my underage characters.
+ excessive whump. i will probably unfollow if i feel it necessary.
PLEASE TAG:
suicide + self harm
and anatomical hearts
.ICONS ON PAGES:
tumblr = main IC blog
lock = private IC vent sideblog
stopsign = IC nsfw sideblog
user = f2f blog
globe = timeline page

💎✨❄️ser kiera canorus. they/she.
commander of cavalry, fine wine connoisseur, and renovan council jester!


[ CANON: original. affiliated. ][ C O N T E N T . W A R N I N G S ]

+ manipulation
+ descriptions of violence and blood
+ mentions of sexual acts
+ alcohol abuse/addiction
+ drunk blogging
+ images of alcohol WILL be tagged.

[STATS]

physicality and appearance:
age: around 26
height: 6'
hair: long, white, with streaks of off-white.
eyes: one indigo, one always covered.
personality:
+ charming.
+ hedonistic.
+ manipulative.
+ schadenfreude > empathy.
+ recognizes that they are an asshole.
+ flops between being lazy and overworking themself.
+ soft spot for children.
physical and mental health:
+ great physical health.
+ de la chapelle syndrome.
+ gynecomastia.
+ alcohol addiction.
+ who's "mental health?" never met her.
+ bipolar i.
sexuality and romance:
+ pansexual.
+ greyromantic.
+++ and typically romance-repulsed.
history:
+ born a bastard child of the castillan empress.
+ technically a prince, but nowhere near in line for the throne.
+ as a child, was sent as a spy to infiltrate renova, specifically the aurelius family, and manipulate the council thereby.
+ newsflash: loving family earns more loyalty than cold blooded orders.
+ some shit went down when their adoptive father was assassinated with the help of a fellow councilmember.
+ afterward, kiera distanced themself from the aurelius family and took on the surname canorus.
+ mostly they just try to stay under the radar so castilla doesn't come calling.
special traits:
+ kiera is a dhampir; this is their most closely guarded secret, known only to specific individuals.
+++ can survive off of human food, blood, or strong emotion.
+ heal in half the time a human does; however, they can also be injured in any way a human can.
+ not affected by sunlight, holy symbols, garlic, etc.
+ feel a strong compulsion not to enter a private residence unless granted permission.
+ harbor a deep seated fear of large, deep bodies of water.
+ fear fire to a lesser degree.
+ can transform into certain creatures:
+++ white naga butterfly
+++ red-backed shrike
+++ angora cat
+++ himalayan wolf
+ minor skill with illusory magic.
+ more practiced with elemental magic, specifically air and ice.
miscellaneous:
+ bday 8/28.
+ left-handed.
+ has an enormous sweet tooth.

Rengoku Senjuro | 13 | He/him.


[ CANON: demon slayer. affiliated AU. ][ C O N T E N T . W A R N I N G S ]

+ child abuse mentions
+ alcohol abuse/addiction mention
+ possible mentions of blood/violence

[STATS]

physicality and appearance:
age: 13
height: 4'9"
hair: gold, red tips.
eyes: gold, red around pupil.
personality:
+ baby. baby boy.
+ shy and nervous but like.
+ super sweet actually.
physical and mental health:
+ anxiety. lots of it. everywhere.
+ uhhhhhhhhhhhh trauma.
history:
+ SAD.
+ tho not as sad as it could be ig.
+ everything is canon except fuck you kyojuro lived.
miscellaneous:
+ bday tbd.
+ listen. give me a while.

LARK.he/they


[ CANON: the owl house. independent AU. ][ C O N T E N T . W A R N I N G S ]

+ manipulation / child abuse / ptsd mentions
+ mentions of blood / gore / violence / attempted genocide
+ religious trauma / general references to christian bigotry
+ eye strain in the form of jumbled text

[STATS]

name: hunter larkspur noceda-saverem
alt nickname: lark
physicality and appearance:
age: 18
height: 5'11"
hair: platinum. untamable.
eyes: right brown, left magenta.
personality:
+ a fucking mess.
+ tends to be abrasive & overbearing at first.
+ not at all hip with the kids. despite being one.
+ major tryhard.
+ really just a people pleaser at heart. literally so desperate for validation it's pathetic.
+ still learning how to express emotions.
+ trying so hard to be niceys.
physical and mental health:
+ sickly appearance.
+ scars for days. scars literally everywhere.
+ chronic pain in said scars. some days are worse than others.
+ the ones on his arms can sometimes affect his dexterity.
+ anxiety. you know how it be.
+ uhhhhhhhhhhhh trauma.
+ he's doing better. he still isn't feeling Amazing, but he's doing ok.
history:
+ please don't ask.
+ currently post-final battle, pre-epilogue.
+ WAFFLES ACQUIRED
miscellaneous:
+ he is my little scrunklet.
+ unofficial birthday 1/30. assigned aquarius by simon.
permanent M!A's / alterations:
+ wolfwalker: when he sleeps, he projects a wolf body which retains his consciousness but cannot communicate with humanoids. witch body cannot be awakened until the wolf body returns to it.

meet me on the pitch!!

pitch is such a strange looking word. look at it. say it. pitch... pitch. it looks odd!!!!anyhow! its leon! you can also call me pecha! he/himi used to be champion of the galar region, but really im just a regular bloke, same as anyone d:)dont forget to work hard, play harder, dream biggest, and stay hydrated!!!!!!!


[ CANON: pokemon SWSH. affiliated AU. ][ C O N T E N T . W A R N I N G S ]

+ emotional & mental manipulation
+ physical & mental trauma

[STATS]

name: leon tarak malik
alt nickname: pecha
physicality and appearance:
age: 24ish i forget
height: 6'
hair: plum
eyes: gold
personality:
+ nature | characteristic: naive | likes to fight
+ has humbled a lot since losing the championship.
+ and he's working on his self-doubt.
+ also on caring what other people think of him.
+ still learning how to adult, take care of himself, socialize in healthy ways...
+ he's just a big work in progress, okay.
+ optimistic to the point of being gullible.
+ easily swayed if led to believe he's doing the right thing.
+ definitely exaggerates his shortcomings and level of intelligence in order to get people to laugh.
+ just a huge clown and people pleaser, really.
physical and mental health:
+ adhd, dyxlexia, depression.
+ attends therapy! good for him. it took him a long ass time.
+ caffeine sensitivity.
+ slightly weakened immune system.
+ heals at about half the pace he should considering his fitness.
+ physically sensitive to poison types. gets weak and sickly the longer he spends around them.
+ his body was basically fucky wuckied after taking the brunt of eternatus' attack.
sexuality and romance:
+ homosexual.
+ possibly demisexual spectrum.
+ he is just. a huge sap.
+ also he's gay married to raihan and claude von riegan and i do NOT accept criticism.
history:
+ age 7: hop was born! he’s baby!!!!!
+ 10: gym challenge!! champion time, babey!!!!
— he was endorsed by kabu and u can pry that out of my cold dead hands
— also peony was the champion he dethroned
+ 11-12: trained under mustard.
+ 14: father died in an accident.
— mother fell into a deep depression. hop came to live with leon in wyndon for a few months and their (paternal) grandparents moved into postwick.
+ 16: came out as gay in a live interview. fired his manager for being pissed about it. hasn’t had one since.
+ 17: a certain macro cosmos president started sponsoring him.
+ 19: said president became chairman of the league.
+ 20: rose brought him into the energy crisis plan.
— with limited knowledge, leon started helping him gather wishing stars for the sake of clean energy.
+ 22: game events!
+ 23: post game.
+ 24: sold the battle tower and started a pokemon sanctuary and rehabilitation ranch just east of hammerlocke. (he is much happier now.)
misc:
+ had a postwick accent as a kid. spent so long in wyndon he adopted that accent. he's slowly regaining it.
+ his verse’s champion is named wynne! they’re nonbinary and he loves and supports them very much!
+ if you don’t drink your respect hop juice he will snap you over his knee.

Dr. Rhys Valentine Volkov-Kendrick. He/him. 30-something. Existential nightmare.
Call me Rhys, Val, or Valentine. DON'T give me nicknames.
My passions include robots and cybernetics, coffee that is too strong, dog-sized bees, my signifs, and being right all the time.


[ CANON: borderlands. affiliated AU. ][ C O N T E N T . W A R N I N G S ]

+ violence/war mentions
+ emotional/mental/physical abuse mentions
+ mental/physical trauma
+ uhhhhh he's been through it

[STATS]

name: rhys valentine volkov-kendrick
alt nicknames: val, valentine, adonis
physicality and appearance:
age: 35
height: 6'3"
hair: auburn. thick and wavy.
eyes: right naturally dark brown. left cybernetic, color varies.
cybernetics: left eye. data port in left temple. entire right arm. right leg/foot below calf.
personality:
+ tries very hard to be charming.
+ is mostly just embarrassing.
+ SUPER intelligent but absolutely ZERO common sense.
+ kind of a dick.
+ he's trying to be better, okay.
physical and mental health:
+ traumatic brain injury. chronic migraines.
+ post traumatic stress disorder. insomnia. gender dysphoria.
+ memory loss. survivor’s guilt. mood swings. depression. anxiety. night terrors. mania. sleep paralysis. expressive aphasia.
+ phobias: asphyxiation. falling. cyan lights. Hyperion yellow. Handsome Jack’s face and voice.
sexuality and romance:
+ panromantic.
+ demisexual.
+ polyamorous.
+ WILL crush on everyone who is nice to him.
history:
+ long and complicated and EXTREMELY canon-divergent.
+ vaguely mid-end of bl3 at this point. katagawa fucked off and that's all that matters.
miscellaneous:
+ bday feb 3.
+ ambidextrous.
+ please. please just give this man a break. he just wants to be normal.

the double fang.it's just business.he/they.


[ CANON: trigun stampede. affiliated AU. ][ C O N T E N T . W A R N I N G S ]

+ casual mentions of gun violence / blood / gore / death / etc
+ cult mentality
+ religious symbolism

[STATS]

name: livio [redacted]
alt nickname: dup (& tripd)
physicality and appearance:
age: ~23. appears late 20's to early 30's-ish.
height: 6'3"
hair: white
eyes: gold
personality:
+ formal, monotonous, and almost mechanical in posture & personality.
+ doesn't really show emotion and only rarely shares opinions.
+ pretty quiet and secretive in general.
+ might go into minute detail on occasion, if something fascinates him.
+ + + (alternatively: curt, vulgar, and high-energy.)
physical and mental health:
+ superhuman strength / speed / healing / senses / etc
+ we don't talk about his head.
sexuality and romance:
+ he does not have time for this
history:
+ it's sad and fucked up
+ i'll do this part later
miscellaneous:
+ killing death violence

malus × hopa

he/him.


[ CANON: trigun maximum. post-canon, affiliated AU. ][ C O N T E N T . W A R N I N G S ]

+ mentions of blood / gore / death / etc
+ mentions of genocide & ecofacism

[STATS]

name: millions knives nai saverem
alt nickname: crabby, crabapple, crapple
physicality and appearance:
age: ~150, appears mid 20's-ish.
height: 6'4" ish
hair: black w like one (1) singular blond strand. shoulder length.
eyes: aqua
personality:
+ well he's gonna have to start this shit over from scratch isn't he
+ fairly reserved.
+ acts like he has no feelings.
+ he has a RIDICULOUS amount of RIDICULOUSLY strong feelings.
physical and mental health:
+ surprise! actually has scars
+ and chronic fatigue
+ his head is a mess. he's trying to work on it, he GUESSES
sexuality and romance:
+ who in their right fucking mind --
history:
+ he did a LOT of fucky wucky shit
+ died
+ then grew back out of the ground
miscellaneous:
+ hey siri: how to stop being a mass murdering shithead

howdy bowdy brötherhe/they


[ CANON: trigun maximum. post-canon, affiliated AU. ][ C O N T E N T . W A R N I N G S ]

+ mentions of gun violence / blood / gore / death / etc
+ religious trauma & symbolism

[STATS]

name: livio jackass saverem
alt nicknames: lov, lovio (& razlowo)
physicality and appearance:
age: ~26. appears ~40.
height: 7'5"
hair: white
eyes: hazel green
personality:
+ teddy bear.
+ + + (alternatively: neutered grizzly bear.)
physical and mental health:
+ superhuman strength / speed / healing / senses / etc
+ he is ATTEMPTING to mind his mental health. mixed results.
+ local gmo now with extra genetic modification! no longer heals instantly or ages rapidly! tradeoff is basically vampiring off his wife forever but You Know.
sexuality and romance:
+ gay gay gay liv is super super gay.
+ also Taken but not opposed to polyamory
+ + + (raz is bi, but Good Luck.)
history:
+ it's sad and fucked up
+ but it got better.
miscellaneous:
+ single dad of like 20 40.
+ not the only parent. there are 4, thanks.
+ his record for most kids held at once is 15. he's trying to go for all of them. it's more a matter of volume than mass.
+ straight up does not know his birthday.
+++ but he was convinced to pick one. so. 3/5
+++ raz's is 2/29

fight me!serious inquiries only!he/him


[ CANON: demon slayer. affiliated AU. ][ C O N T E N T . W A R N I N G S ]

+ killing death violence
+ tl;dr akaza is a villain and WILL aim to kill ur ass

[STATS]

physicality and appearance:
age: like. 300+.
height: i'm Not Sure Yet
hair: PINK
eyes: blue sclera that appear cracked. gold irises. "upper moon 3" carved in place of pupils.
personality:
+ fight fight fight fight fight fight fi
+ unless you're a woman.
+ or a weakling.
physical and mental health:
+ he could crush your entire body with his little toe.
+ one brain cell and it wants to Fight.
sexuality and romance:
+ you expect him to have the attention for THIS?
history:
+ terrorizing japan since 1600 something.
miscellaneous:
+ bite kill crunch chomp punch punch kill